Biggie the Prophet's Guide to Leadership

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Biggie the Prophet

Biggie's Top 10 Commandments

  1. Thou shalt not wear plaid with neon.
  2. Thou shalt not eat anything that's not a pizza.
  3. Thou shalt not trust a man with a mullet.
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